Slim: Why did you buy a book on Christian pop culture?
Me: It's an ironic knowing look by a secular Jew, and looked humorous.
Slim: I grew up in Texas. I can give you critiques of Christian pop culture.
Me: It's by a blogger I read, and he was looking for a one-day push in sales, so for a few bucks I supported him. He'll buy my book one day.
Slim: That's completely unenforceable. You're just revealing yourself to be a sucker.