Lagniappe: an unserious blog
how could I have known that murder could sometimes smell like honeysuckle?
We're watching the beginning of Double Indemnity.

Slim: Is he shot?
Me: What? In the shoulder? He's holding his arm funny. Maybe. It's not colorized, so I can't tell.
Slim: There isn't a lot of blood.
Me: It was 1944. Less blood then. There was wartime rationing.
wherein i provoke slim to fall over laughing
Slim: Readin' my blog?
Slim (singing off-key): Readin' my blog... way to say you love me, reading my blog.
Me: You're weirder than a Truck-O-Saurus. A defective Truck-O-Saurus. With 85,000 documents from In re Truck-O-Saurus Product Liability Litigation.