Slim: It's a good thing you don't have psychic powers.
Me: Why's that?
Slim: 'Cause the drivers in the cars in front of you would be swerving off the road or having their heads explode.
Me: Maybe my psychic powers are more subtle. Maybe I'm giving them extremely painful and slow-to-develop cancer that will strike them later.
Slim: I don't think so. If your psychic powers could give people cancer, you're a profit-maximizer and would use the power to cure cancer.
Me: But perhaps my psychic abilities are limited and entropic only.
Slim: ...
Me: There, I've wrapped rings around you logically.

Dude, she is mine own,
And I as rich in having such a jewel
As twenty seas, if all their sand were pearl,
The water nectar and the rocks pure gold.

Another North Korean tourism account. Though I can frankly believe that Jimmy Carter "once said Kim Il Sung was greater than Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln combined."