In other news, it took four and a half years, but I think I finally killed the housewarming-gift plant my realtor gave to me. It was a hardy monster, but was no match for my gardening incompetence.
In other other news, I'm going cold-turkey on AEI cookies. To provide appropriate short-term economic incentive on this commitment, I hereby will provide a $20 bounty to anyone who catches me eating an AEI cookie (or other lunchroom dessert) between now and Memorial Day.