Lagniappe: an unserious blog
World's most open secret
Slim revealed her identity deep in the comments thread of a blog with many more readers than this one. But why spoil the fun here by linking to it?

In other news, it took four and a half years, but I think I finally killed the housewarming-gift plant my realtor gave to me. It was a hardy monster, but was no match for my gardening incompetence.

In other other news, I'm going cold-turkey on AEI cookies. To provide appropriate short-term economic incentive on this commitment, I hereby will provide a $20 bounty to anyone who catches me eating an AEI cookie (or other lunchroom dessert) between now and Memorial Day.
Recent conversation
Ted: "No one comments on my posts."
Slim: "The post about me got six comments. You should post about me more often."