I'm not one to tattoo slogans on my forehead, but if I were, I'd assuredly get it centered.

Huckabee on yesterday's results: "While people in Washington and insiders continue to maybe gravitate to the senator's campaign, people across America are gravitating to our campaign and realizing there is a choice."

This surprised me: I didn't think that Huckabee believed in gravity, since it is just a theory that should only be taught in conjunction with intelligent falling so students can decide for themselves.

I don't know about the perjury charges, but I'd be all for impeaching a mayor that uses "LOL" three times in a single text message.

Berkeley environmentalist performs publicity stunt and saves a year of trash.

My view: if he ever flushed a toilet, he was cheating.

Those who use "blog" as a synonym for "blog post" or "post." Especially when it's bloggers who do it. How does one distinguish between posts and blogs if one calls them both blogs? Does one talk about a blog on a particular blog? Can you see why this makes no sense? (Of course you can, gentle reader, you are probably literate.)

The articulate Prince William.

It's phone calls like this (true story via Romenesko) that make me question efforts to increase voter turnout through lotteries and whatnot.

It's funny because it's true. Slim and I feel like characters in a Beckett play, Waiting for FIOS.

I don't know if Deborah Jeane Palfrey is guilty of running a prostitution business, but she sure is guilty of murdering the English language and other crimes against grammar and spelling, only some of which ABC News saw fit to correct. (And, ok, she's probably also guilty of running a prostitution business.)

Johnny Hart: "You mean I made my comic strip suck for the last ten years for nothing?"
Mohammed (shrugging): "Nu, what am I, chopped liver?"

Did you know that Bradford Cohen "has been published in the Florida Southern Reporter for his Appeals taken to the 4th District Court of Appeal"?

A shanda fer die goyim.