Lagniappe: an unserious blog
Cleaning
Slim: Look! I reorganized the bathroom!
Me (looking in garbage): You threw out my brush!
Slim: It's not your brush. It had blonde hair in it.
Me: It doesn't mean it's not my brush. It just means a blonde used my brush.
Slim: Many, many, many times. It had lots of blonde hair.
Me: Where did you find it?
Slim: In one of the drawers.
Me: It must have been my ex-wife's. How can you throw that away? It's the only thing I have to remember her by.*
Slim: Look in your wallet.
Me: Huh?
Slim: Remember her by looking in your wallet and seeing how there's less money than there should be.

*That, and the maple syrup.
Real-life Wire
The inspiration for Omar is out of prison after 17 years and getting married.
Urban-legend debunking
Sicko is not the fourth-highest grossing documentary of all time.
Life imitates Toontown
The Twisted House in Sopot, Poland, just outside of Gdansk. See also the advertising-laden About.com. It's not clear to me that the official Sopot website has a license from Warner Brothers; it seems to have no mention of the Twisted House itself.