Lagniappe: an unserious blog
LA [Riot] Story
I walked by [a little convenience store that sells groceries and liquor] during the riots and saw that it had been burned out and had its windows boarded up. "How sad," I thought...but then closer inspection revealed it was a sham. No one had damaged the place. Its proprietors had put up the boards and rubbed charcoal on the front...and when the rioting was over, they took it all down and washed off the soot. [Evanier]
Legal Law
"Michael, how is your case proceeding?"
"Not bad. I could use more jurisprudence."

Yeah, that's just about why I can never watch legal procedurals on tv. (via Treacher)

Me and Tom Poston
Tom Poston died Monday. I was surprised to hear that his widow was Suzanne Pleshette, and was curious about the backstory to their 2001 marriage, which I completely missed, but the Internet answers everything (dated in 1959, married other people, reunited after each had been widowed). Though that Star story presents other unanswered questions, such as "If you're having a small wedding because you're afraid of offending people who aren't invited to a big one, why is a supermarket tabloid photographer there?"

My personal Tom Poston anecdote: I was defending a deposition in Los Angeles, and the opposing attorney sent the young associate helping her out of the room to fetch some documents. She turned to me, and said conspiratorially: "We just hired him. He's Tom Poston's son. Doesn't he look just like his dad?" And, yeah, he sort of did. The case settled not much later, and I never saw him again. Google answers that question with a one-week-old LA Times story that interviews him for a "trend" story about contract attorneys.

(Update: Adam Bonin reminds us that Poston was the voice of the Capital City Goofball. The Simpsons Curse continues!)
apropos of nothing
Darth Vader balloon.
A source of innocent merriment
I don't know if Deborah Jeane Palfrey is guilty of running a prostitution business, but she sure is guilty of murdering the English language and other crimes against grammar and spelling, only some of which ABC News saw fit to correct. (And, ok, she's probably also guilty of running a prostitution business.)
Posted by Ted Frank on Tuesday, May 1, 2007 at 5:37pm. 0 Comments
some 1970s-era Sesame Street trivia in honor of Fred's birthday
Inspired by my brother's investigations, some browsing on the Internet teaches me that Paul Benedict, who had a secondary role on "The Jeffersons," played the Mad Painter. One of his victims (in particular, a #3 on her sandwich bread and a #7 on her purse) was the even-more-later-famous Stockard Channing, of "Grease" and "West Wing" fame.

More obscurely-famous Sesame Streeters: Mrs. Garrett played Molly the Mail Lady; (already-famous) Alan Arkin did several sketches with his wife.

That Muppet Wiki seems like an amazing resource, for example, refuting the It's a Wonderful Life connection to Bert & Ernie. I learn that the heavyset blue muppet customer of Waiter Grover (who I had in my adulthood mentally nicknamed the Jewish Muppet) is actually named Mr. Johnson, which doesn't sound very Jewish at all. (A full list of Mr. Johnson's sketches is in a different article, though.) Who can pass up this publicity photo of Kermit and Miss Piggy with Luke Skywalker and Yoda? The origin of Cookie Monster. And I can envision my brother checking this variety show out at the Museum of Television.

My brother's post satirizes the latter-day Sesame Street's oversolicitousness of 21st-century youth, but it's based on very real events, such as the ban of Don Music in 1998 or the decision to end the Snuffleupagus gag in 1985. Someone should compile all those for a Muppet Wiki article.

Separately, Tyler Cowen should do an analysis of the Doozers' Sisyphean economy. It only makes sense as some sort of elaborate mating ritual, but that seems to contradict canon.
Posted by Ted Frank on Tuesday, May 1, 2007 at 1:02am. 1 Comments
Talkin' books
Me: Whatcha reading? Another book with a dragon on the cover?
Slim: That's not a dragon, it's an alien.
Me: Awfully dragon-looking alien. Probably evolved from a dragon.
Slim: You're really looking forward to that book about Jews in Alaska, huh?
"Revenge of the Dark Knight"
Lengthy LA Times interview with Frank Miller.